What's this Christmas business everyone's going on about?

[ Lance looks, as per usual, unnaturally cheerful regarding something he doesn't understand. ]

Is is usual, here, to celebrate a person's birthday in such a fashion?

Greetings, Siren's Port!

[ The person onscreen seems entirely too chipper to be a recent arrival. Not only that, but this isn't the usual shaky, uncertain video feed. The camera perfectly frames his face and chest; it's sharply focussed and carefully lit. You can see every detail of his long, blonde corkscrew curl as well as his glittering ( Read more... )